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inelegantalligator:
“ techfails:
“ Sound Designer problems.
”
My favorite thing about this is the date. Like if you hear screams and torture noises coming from this room and it is NOT OCTOBER 4TH then PLEASE DO CALL THE COPS
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techfails:
Sound Designer problems.
My favorite thing about this is the date. Like if you hear screams and torture noises coming from this room and it is NOT OCTOBER 4TH then PLEASE DO CALL THE COPS

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Source: techfails

thespectacularspider-girl:

Truly a Christmas miracle.

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mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:
sigmarikz:
certaflyably:
thirstingaintdead:
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
“Make me”,
“oh really”,
“is that so”
“prove it”
“What’s in it for me?”
“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”
“This is my swamp”